how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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