fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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