what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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