I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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