Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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