I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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