Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Can Purell be used as lube?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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