She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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