I'd wear matching sweaters with you
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She said her name was "party"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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