was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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