My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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