Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
where are you?
Hypothermia
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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