I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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