Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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