that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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