I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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