i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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