sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
i now understand why vodka
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
