so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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