what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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