I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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