when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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