WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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