just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
your room smells of hookers.
And success
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
