i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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