Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The power of my boobs compel you
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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