are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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