I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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