That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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