just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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