Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She's the barista slut.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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