I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
