only you would photoshop your dick
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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