is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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