i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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