I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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