Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I will pee on everything he values.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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