What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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