Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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