Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I didn't notice because vodka
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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