I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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