If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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