she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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