Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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