What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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