Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
ttyl tear gas
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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