she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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