who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
birth control should be required to get into college
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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