We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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