we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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