I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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