google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
When are your genitals available?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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