Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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