Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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