Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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