For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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