I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My penis needs a shock collar
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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