I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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