the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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