My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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