Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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